littlehousebignews
edition 1 volume 1 fall 2007
This just in!
Local commissioned officer resigns post, official 14 December, 2007. States a desire to further his education and keep the Sabbath Day holy as his reasons.
Extra! Extra!
Brave 6 year old Cheats Death!
Mademoiselle, her face disfigured with swelling, her eyes betraying her agony, visited the dentist Monday, and lived to smile another day. She was found to have an infection, which necessitates the removal of one molar. "I'd like to thank my mom, the expectation of a Happy Meal some time in my future, and my fuzzy bunny Lizbet for my success!" Witnesses claim no dentistry was actually performed on this date, but was merely discussed and scheduled for a later date. (namely the morning we leave for our Thanksgiving vacation)
Gravity Defied
Scientists announced today the recent observation of a toddler sitting on a table. The 13 month old seemed to manipulate the very laws of nature in arriving at the destination of the table-top, when he had mere moments before been observed on the floor. Onlookers gasped in shock and wept in fear. The world as we know it has ceased to exist.
History Repeats Itself
Mother of three cooks, cleans, does laundry. If we don't learn from history, we are destined to repeat it.
And Today's Funnies
please note: toddlers pictured in Papa's arms are nly 6 months apart in age.
yikes.