Monday

Knock, Knock


Who's there?



Sally!

I wasn't expecting YOU!

What's your funniest (clean) knock-knock joke? Mademoiselle would love to know.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't give me a treat!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fred.
Fred who?
I'm Fred of witches!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma 'fraid of ghosts, too!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl I know you're not a ghost!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!

Love, Aunt M>

Anonymous said...

That is one silly goat. I have a knock knock joke for Sally too:

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Love, Aunt M>

emilyshaw said...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, knock
WHO'S THERE?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?

Mom, will you remember me in 5 yrs?
Yes.
Will you remember me in 5 monutes?
Of course.
Will you remember me in 5 seconds?
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mademoiselle.
Mademoiselle who?
You said you'd remember me!!

little mama said...

These are great!

M> Goat to the door and find out?! Did you make that up? So clever!

emily - I can tell you right now she'll love that "Mom, will you remember me in 5 yrs." one. Classic.

I can't seem to remember any! Thanks for all the ideas!