When you're married to someone who is into wildlife (of all shapes and sizes), you might end up having conversations like this.
Him : "It's really cool the way nightcrawlers mate."
Me : "Oh, yeah?"
He describes and demonstrates using his two pointer fingers.
Him : "...so they stick parts of their bodies out of the ground like this and then they're joined together like this, and sometimes one of them is sticking up like this."
Me : "Mmmm. Neat."
Him: "But the best part is you can get two in one grab."
Me: "Nice. Get them while they're distracted. Good strategy."