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Tuesday

news!

Here's the news:

He's a he. Our baby is a boy! And all of you who thought you knew he was a she...well, you were wrong. Myself included.


3 boys! Now I need to go find me some more energy to keep up with them all. Anybody seen any extra energy laying around somewhere?

Wednesday

news!

We're home.

After four months in our temporary housing (that was supposed to originally last about a month) we are home.

And we own this home. We've never owned a home before. And we're staying here a good long time.

I couldn't be more happy.


more to come soon. and pictures. I need to charge my camera for the first time in 3 months.

Monday

littlehousebignews edition 2 volume 2 fall 2008





Sources say a rumor began circulating last week that Tyler ______, beloved husband, father of three, and former commissioned officer with _____________ Department had agreed to resume his post with afore mentioned department. This morning that rumor has been confirmed. We are pleased to report that he will once again work to rid the world of evil and injustice beginning Nov. 29th, 2008. His location at that time is yet to be determined. His family looks forward to learning just where it is they will be living in a few short weeks' time.






And in related news, onlookers were amazed as two children were found to be able to contort their faces, their bodies, and the very laws of physics as they celebrated their parents' very great reduction in stress.

Monday

littlehousebignews edition 1 volume 1 fall 2007


littlehousebignews
edition 1 volume 1 fall 2007






This just in!


Local commissioned officer resigns post, official 14 December, 2007. States a desire to further his education and keep the Sabbath Day holy as his reasons.






Extra! Extra!


Blogger, mother of n i n e, sister of m i n e and all around swell girl turns (Ah-CHOOOOoooo!). She claims to still have energy, sanity, and a waist. Authorities are investigating.




Brave 6 year old Cheats Death!


Mademoiselle, her face disfigured with swelling, her eyes betraying her agony, visited the dentist Monday, and lived to smile another day. She was found to have an infection, which necessitates the removal of one molar. "I'd like to thank my mom, the expectation of a Happy Meal some time in my future, and my fuzzy bunny Lizbet for my success!" Witnesses claim no dentistry was actually performed on this date, but was merely discussed and scheduled for a later date. (namely the morning we leave for our Thanksgiving vacation)




Gravity Defied


Scientists announced today the recent observation of a toddler sitting on a table. The 13 month old seemed to manipulate the very laws of nature in arriving at the destination of the table-top, when he had mere moments before been observed on the floor. Onlookers gasped in shock and wept in fear. The world as we know it has ceased to exist.




History Repeats Itself


Mother of three cooks, cleans, does laundry. If we don't learn from history, we are destined to repeat it.



And Today's Funnies


please note: toddlers pictured in Papa's arms are nly 6 months apart in age.
yikes.